But just call me Puck. If you call me Noah, I'll punch you in the face. 17. Mohawk. Wide receiver of WMHS' football team and a member of New Directions. I play the guitar and the piano. I love cars, booze and sex. Need your pool cleaned? Call me ;)
MILF(s) creeping
(Just an RP account. This account is created for fun.)
Wow, it must be bugging you a lot if you’re willing to stop talking to me and bothering me about that rumor. Whatever, you’re choice.
Hm..I don’t know.. It’s pretty fun pissing you off so..nah, no deal.
I ain’t talking to you anymore then.
puckermanhasneeds started following you
Well, thank you. But don’t mention it, really.
I can promise you, I won’t. I’m sorry. Well, the thought of all the snot and everything sort of is gross… Haha.
Sure. No problem. Come on. Isn’t this the time where you should be all diva and proud that some stud like me actually told you that you’re talented? Haha. It’s your snot, not mine tho. Hahahaha.
puckermanhasneeds started following you
Hey Puck! What’s up!
Hey, Britt! I’m doing awesome. How about you?
puckermanhasneeds started following you
Mmkay. Just about to grab lunch— I’m starving. How ‘bout you?
Wow. So interesting.
Gonna get laid tonight. As usual.
Will you stop saying that I have a crush on Finn? It’s not true!
What? It’s true. We’re not blind, Berry. You were always all over him.
Yeah, okay. First off, you’re definitely not the hottest guy in Ohio, not with that dead skunk on your head. Second, you haven’t rocked my world as hard as some people have so don’t flatter yourself. Third, why would we even bother to include you if we could just do it ourselves?
You lie to yourself a lot, don’t you? Tsk, tsk, tsk. And your last reasoning, why do you want just you and Britt then? Don’t want men anymore? This isn’t about Britt anymore.
